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Created on 2001-06-10 21:35:48 (#175715), last updated 2009-05-04

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Name:JunkMale
Birthdate:09-08
Location:Arlington, Virginia, United States
Website:JunkMale.net

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junkmale@livejournal.com
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This one time, Jesus and I were at a bowling alley. And the guy behind the counter gave Jesus shoes that were the right size, but for women? And Jesus was like, "GOD DAMNIT YOU FREAKING BALL JOCKEY, GIVE ME MY SHOES BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A CAPPUCINE MONKEY!" And I was like, "Jesus, calm down yo, it's just shoes, b!" And Jesus was all, "Shut the fuck up."

Jesus is such a prick sometimes.

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